Well, what have we got here? Ricky and Jonny have been in the recording studio and released this little ditty; All in the hope that it would beat Wham! to the Christmas No.1 spot this year.
I told them – “Not a chance!” – but you can be the judge. Please remember to consider the neighbours (and the cat and the dog) if you’re playing it through speakers.
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Click here to see the lyrics and sing along.
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Prowling all the way
Oh what fun it is to prowl on a cold and wintry day – Hey!
Dingly dells, Country smells, scowling all the way
Oh what fun it is to prowl on a cold and wintry day!
Splashing though the mud, park the Prowler Jeep
Over the fields we go, dodging all the sheep
Brandy in the tea
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to walk and sing a Prowling song tonight
Oh! Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Prowling all the way
Oh what fun it is to prowl on a cold and wintry day – Hey!
Dingly dells, Country smells, scowling all the way
Oh what fun it is to prowl on a cold and wintry day!
Slashing through the weeds, on our way back home
Doing our good deeds through the woods we roam
Have a drop more tea, it’s so good for the brain
Read the map – it’s upside down and now we’re losht again!
Oh! Jingle belsh Jingle belsh Prowling all the way
Oh whaffun it ish to prow lon a co’ and wintry day – Hic!
Dingle delsh, Country shmelsh, shcowling all the way Hic!
Oh what fun it ish to prow’ lon a co’ and wintry day!
Where’s the bloomin map? it can’t be far to go
Now it’s getting dark – now here comes the snow
Let’s not panic yet, let’s just have a think
I know, let’s forget snow and have another drink!
Oh! Bengle Jings Bengle Jings Wayling all the prow
Oh whaffun it ish to day on a cold and wintry prow – Hic!
Dengle Dills Dengle dills, shcowling all the way Hic!
Oh what fun it ish to prow’ lon a wint and coldry day! Hic!
Oh! And they also asked me to wish you all a Merry Christmas
and a
Happy, healthy and peaceful New Year.